1. Scream out loud when you touch something hot and exaggerate by yelling out, “OUCH! THAT HURT!!!” and complain for a long time.
2. BYO iPod and sing out the tunes really loud and shake your head and go crazy!
3. Make big fat loud slurping noises while drinking and after sips, sigh out, “Ahhhhh!”.
4. Talk in a really loud voice and laugh super loud when someone tells a joke.
5. Burp (or make fake ones) out loud and say out loud (with, of course, no meaning), “Oopsy! Excuse mio!”
6. Throw food in the air and try and get them with your mouth open and scream, “Whoooohooo!” when you get one.
7. Talk to someone loudly with your mouth open and occasionally purposely drop some food from your mouth on your lap or the table and go, “Oops!” and put it back in your mouth and continue talking.
8. Take a little bit of this food and a little bit of that drink and mix it together and offer it to a random to drink it. If they decline, scream out, “Oooh! CHICKEN!” and if they do, scream out, “Ooooh!!! Aye aye aye!!!”
9. Go to the waitress and ask, “Can I have a tissue?” and repeat this every ten minutes or so.
10. Make origami with your table napkin and tell everyone, “Can you do THIS??”
11. When the waitresses bring the food to your table, give him/her an evil glare and ask in a loud voice, “Does that contain calcium and Vitamin A?” And confuse them.
12. Go around to each table and examine their food. Then ask in a friendly voice, “ Hey I’ll swap you [something half eaten on your table] for the whole of [something on their table].” If they don’t respond/give you a weird look, say “Fine then. Be that way!” And storm off to the next table.
13. When the waitresses come to your table, put your hands out and say, “Wanna pay a toll for delivering the food?” And say this every time someone comes.
14. Talk to the boss/manager of the restaurant about changing the place’s name. Come up with random reasons why the name is inappropriate (Eg. I saw this television show where they killed a unicorn and your restaurant’s name reminds of me that show. *Pretends to sob*).
15. When you are ready to leave, stack all your used napkins into a bowl with some leftover soup/water in it and then say, “I’ll leave something for you guys to remember me.” And skip out of the shop.
lucia * born 2nd June 1994.
Gemini - says it all. Located in Australia. Lefthanded. Very lazy and random.
Has gazillion obsessions. Willing to watch good movies, listen to music or go shopping
all day long. Sometimes a perfectionist and worries rather alot.
There are more adventures.
